just tell him i said nine months
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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