Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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