Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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