why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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