but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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