Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
