Dual....:-)
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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