weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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