with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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