im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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