babies were throwing up all over the place
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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