Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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