shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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