So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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