Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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