I just cut my nipple shaving
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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