I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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