My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
My life is pants optional.
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