they call him Oral-B. enough said
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
