My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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