Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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