Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Come on in and take your pants off
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