Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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