She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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