WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You are a genius and a whore.
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