she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I'm passing your future prison.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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