let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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