Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
