I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
So. Much. Porn.
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