stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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