dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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