On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I could make wine with my vomit
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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