Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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