Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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