he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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