Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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