I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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