If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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