I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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