wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
How's work?
Spinning.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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