Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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