I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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