just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
try to milk me bitch
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