Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
tell me about the eggs
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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