I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
PANTIES FOUND
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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