We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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