Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Randomize
