i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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