This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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