when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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