Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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