were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Operation Purity has been aborted
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
