she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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